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KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 02:40:52
   In the last few days, kwerkey's birthday thread and MissCheetah's introduction thread have been very popular and hideously off topic.  So rather than crap up other people's threads or make a bunch of individual threads full of sillyness, I made this...Thread #2864.  Feel free to post whatever pops into your head, no matter how silly or pointless.
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 02:46:47
   I spent about five hours playing Final Fantasy IV today.  The graphics are so-so (far below other PS2 games, at least), and the sounds and music are primitive, but the game is still pretty #### cool.  When you don't have much to work with in terms of what's on screen, there is a lot more focus on the story line and other such imagination based things.
   Does anyone else have a game that's a little old, but still a favourite?
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 02:48:44
*falls asleep*
Lord TreyPosted: 09-08-2001 03:00:18
*sleeps with you*
MissCheetahPosted: 09-08-2001 09:47:11
I am still a Diablo 2 fan even though I realize that it is mostly pointless mouse clicking.  I enjoy mindless destruction sometimes though.  I really should learn to play Baldurs Gate 2 or Black & White. I have both.  I am off to play an old game today.  D&D.  I have a half elf mage/thief.  She is very cool.  I am also not really awake yet.  *stumbles off in search of more tea and a shower*
OsirisPosted: 09-08-2001 10:02:44
Every day my heart dies, and every morning it is reborn. Enough to limp through the day, a zombie of a soul. Each day is consumed by the choking greyness of the void within me.  I pass by people, carefree, enjoying a walk, going about their daily lives, and I resent them and their trivial concerns.  I hate the sun, it is no longer my friend, I wish I were blind so that people would pity me.  I am drowning, and the ships passing by ignore my cries.


Maybe I will earn, instead, an unacreddited college degree (5149)

(Edited by Osiris at 4:04 pm on Sep. 8, 2001)

80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 10:04:43
Of course the graphics in FFIV aren't terribly good. It's a Super Nintendo game.

But man, when I get some free time, I've really got to get around to playing that some more.

KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 10:58:31
"I am still a Diablo 2 fan even though I realize that it is mostly pointless mouse clicking."

   The only reason I was playing FFIV is because daav's girlfriend was playing Diablo II...They are both a lot of fun and very relaxing due to thier somewhat simple natures.

MaverickPosted: 09-08-2001 11:37:42
Korivak - You had originally made 3 posts in 8 minutes. Why did you just includer all three statemnts in the same post? Why?
BrawnfirePosted: 09-08-2001 11:44:20
Because he = evil.

And Osiris made me laugh.  In a bad way.  In a sort of "God, this man needs something to look forward to."  If I had the ability, I'd give him happiness.

On a brighter note, I ate a raw clam.

SHUT UP, IT WAS GROSS.

KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 11:44:40
   First, I laid out the general idea of the thread, then I made a post to start discussion, then I made a post to set a precedent for random, pointless silliness.
   It seems to have worked well, because now there are some people talking about old games, and Lord Trey being silly and on a different topic (but not actually offtopic).
   I always have a reason for what I do, no matter how strange it seems at the time.
   Oh, yes, and I was trying to get in the Top 40 posters, which I did! :)
80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 11:52:54
Oh, and 200 posts and I've beat Tossy. =) 900 and I'm in the top 5!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 11:53:48
If Osiris' post was 'silly,' then I suppose I could note that it's 1:00 PM, and I just woke up -- feeling completely alone, despite the people around me.
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 11:57:02
   Things don't have to be silly...
   Go get a hug from Sam!...
rRaminrodtPosted: 09-08-2001 11:57:14
Worship it
80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 11:59:24
Yeah, I'm here if you need me. =)

I may be going out to buy socks later, but I'll be here most of today.

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 12:02:33
I don't want to hug Sam!.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 12:03:50
Fine fine... No hug for you then.

I'll just hug... Brawnfire.

kwerkeyPosted: 09-08-2001 12:06:20
I am Naked

I can't let Rob and Russ have all he fun, now.

80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 12:07:34
Ahh! My eyes! They burn!
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 12:09:03
   ...Subtle...
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 12:12:31
holy #### that was a big font
BrawnfirePosted: 09-08-2001 12:14:20
I don't recall saying it was silly, Shawn.  I laughed in a bad way.  A sympathetic way.  Don't make me castrate you.

*huggles Sam!*  (I am also naked.)

KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 12:15:51
"holy #### that was a big font"

   CSS beats <font> any day of the week...

OsirisPosted: 09-08-2001 12:23:12
I really am quite a depressing fellow.  Come, join me in my dark little cranny underneath the stairs.  It's been raining, and the smell of bloated worms is in the air.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-08-2001 12:40:18
*hug*
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 12:58:54
*leaves to get naked and wet*
   Beat that, kwerk!
[edit] Forgot my TM indenting™ [/edit]

(Edited by Korivak at 2:01 pm on Sep. 8, 2001)

XelPosted: 09-08-2001 13:07:03
got milk?
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 13:27:23
No. I do, however, have smileys!

(Edited by Term at 8:17 pm on Sep. 8, 2001)

XelPosted: 09-08-2001 13:39:28
You stole my smilies! *whap*
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 13:42:56
=]
ugly.

(Edited by Term at 8:17 pm on Sep. 8, 2001)

XelPosted: 09-08-2001 13:46:20
*cough* owned by PSP.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 13:51:58
Good.  Term will finally be banned.
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 13:54:48
   You know, I was just thinking in the shower:  "my thread really, really needs some big ugly graphics so that it can have a hideously bad horizontal scroll..."
XelPosted: 09-08-2001 13:57:42
You know, that is a good idea.
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 13:58:33
   In other news, my room gets so unpleasently hot with KC runnning for weeks at a time...I'm going down to the (significantly cooler) living room to play FFIV very soon...
XelPosted: 09-08-2001 13:59:44
Hrm, how do I make the background save as transparent in Paint Shop Pro 7? I have it set as transparent background, but if I save it as a gif it just always turns it to white?
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 13:59:48
   Ahh, much better...thanks.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 14:03:04
Yes, but by editing the image and not the post, he has cleverly covered up his stupidity, and now he won't be banned!
KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 14:04:19
   As long as I don't have to wait until page two to have my thread work properly again, I honestly don't give a shit...
XelPosted: 09-08-2001 14:07:05
*cough*

He was actually linking those pics off of my website, henceforth it was me who made the horizontal scroll bar so long (not purposely, I didn't mean to make the image that big when its repeated, forgot it was repeated)

KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 14:10:18
   It's ok, I still love you...
*poof*
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 14:12:11
Yes, but he also linked to the same image about five/six times in a row, and then posted the link again in a post almost directly below it.  Neither post contained any other content (excluding a smiley) outside of the images...
XelPosted: 09-08-2001 14:14:12
Oh well, as long as he isn't here I'll have fun changing around the images some more.

**giggles**

XelPosted: 09-08-2001 14:21:28
Noo, just when I had finally completed my image!

ThanatosPosted: 09-08-2001 14:35:14
Final Fantasy Tactics kicks so much ass.

I only got two problems with it.

A) Why is the drawn character art prettier than the character sprites?

B) Where the #### are their noses?!

BrawnfirePosted: 09-08-2001 14:39:22
XelPosted: 09-08-2001 14:56:42
\n\n

86-1002268944Posted: 09-08-2001 17:41:03
RED MANTLE WIPE!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 17:49:08
*Squints*

I think Vash is actually Tossy...

MaverickPosted: 09-08-2001 17:55:08
why?
Eye of the NightPosted: 09-08-2001 17:55:53
5 words: This is NOT a thread!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 17:59:47
why?

Because, um, they're both fat...

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 18:01:09
The guy's made seven words in three posts!  How can you get any pattern (s)he's like Tossy?
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 18:03:29
*Sighs*

You fat people are so narrow minded...

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 18:08:13
EotN, for something that isn't a thread, this suspiciously looks like one!
Eye of the NightPosted: 09-08-2001 18:18:34
Quote:
Quote: from ßetaMantis on 1:08 am on Sep. 9, 2001
EotN, for something that isn't a thread, this suspiciously looks like one!

You don't remember? Hmmm...maybe 'twas before your time...

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 18:24:02
I guess I don't.  Maybe 'twas before my time.  Did it happen over a month ago?  *grins*
Eye of the NightPosted: 09-08-2001 18:27:25
Not sure, but I wouldn't be suprised if it was over a year ago ;)
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 18:32:59
Mantits, it was a rather silly (yet massive) thread which commenced in the older version of this forum (a very long time ago) in which people would type sentences with the word 'NOT' (in capital letters) in them.  This word was meant to be ignored.  If I were to say 'Nighteye is NOT a twit,' for example, it would mean that I am stating that he is, indeed, a twit...  It grew old, fast.  At least, I felt it did...
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 18:35:45
Oh yes.
It was NOT amusing.
Well, atleast the first page was NOT.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 18:37:56
How many pages did that 'NOT' thread have before it disappeared?  Twelve?  Sixteen?
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 18:39:00
I don't know. First one was one of the most collosal threads in Rstefan01 history, second one was about 6 I think.
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 18:41:39
That sounds nearly NOT fun.  *grins*
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 18:52:11
mm'kay beta, that sentence doesn't make much sense with or without the NOT.
ProphetPosted: 09-08-2001 18:53:04
I am in love with a girl that has a boyfriend.
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 18:53:41
I like cake =D
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 18:54:13
*grins slightly*  Oh, doesn't it, Term?
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 19:01:04
Nope. And any "secret new world order hidden meaning that only the four horsemen can understand that will eventually bring about the ultimate destruction of the world and all civilization as we know it once it is properly identified by common forumers, and if we were to realize the horrible, HORRIBLE truth behind all of Betamantis' posts our simple human minds were to instantly snap, because the unearthly secrets that are hidden within those plain words are so utterly maddening they were never meant for mortal eyes to see" crap passed right through/over me, too.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 19:04:18
Now there's a sentence that makes absolutely no sense!  I don't think he even closed the quotation mark!
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 19:05:50
Well, I guess i didn't make much sense, but i did close the qoutation mark. Read through it a few times and you will see the HORRIBLE ASTONISHING TRUTH and the meaning of life and stuff
ProphetPosted: 09-08-2001 19:07:58
I don't see where you close the qoutation
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 19:08:00
Nah.  I don't think I will.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-08-2001 19:11:35
Right after "see" and before "crap".  Hyphenation would have made it clearer.  But it made me laugh.
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 19:11:52
I don't see how my sentence doesn't make sense . . .
ProphetPosted: 09-08-2001 19:14:51
I think it makes sense.

It goes from almost not being fun, to almost being fun.

In other words, it doesn't sound fun :p

TermPosted: 09-08-2001 19:17:50
I said it doens't make Much sense,
because it'z teh inc0rectz gramm0rz.

That sounds nearly not fun
Hmm. Nope doesn't work.
That sounds nearly fun
Nope, not this either.  "That nearly sounds fun" would have been correct though.

ProphetPosted: 09-08-2001 19:20:16
Ahhh, well that doesn't make cents :)

I just washed cars for 6 straight hours.
Commmunity service sucks.  Especially forced community service.

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 19:21:08
But it doesn't nearly "sound fun".    It sounds "NEARLY fun".
TermPosted: 09-08-2001 19:22:41
No cents indeed.

Now that we're about as far from the non-existant topic, I'll just post these SECRET links to StarCraft II pictures..
http://wow3sc2.tripod.com/star2/
This information is classified level Rho. Publishing this by any means is punishable by the BETAC convention, section 11.6.8 paragraph 3.iii. If you try to go public with this, Blizzard will deny any knowledge.

Eye of the NightPosted: 09-08-2001 19:27:20
Well, I suppose I could explain the origin of that infamous incident. I was in the mood for creating a piece of art, and somehow thought about a painting from monet, depicting a pipe, along with the words: 'ce n'est pas une pipe'. Translated: This is not a pipe.
Which is true, as it is actually a painting of a pipe, not a pipe itself.

So, then I got the idea of making a thread titled 'This is NOT a thread'.
That, too, is true, as it is only a sequence of zeros and ones, converted by the computer into an image that is called a thread. The factual data of were the post ended up, however, was not a thread; only data yet to be interpreted.

It shows how unaccurate people can be in their wordings, their interpretations...*grin* Monet's painting more so than my variant on it, though...

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 19:28:10
*calls Geoff and talks into phone*  Yeah, ever heard of the person with the alias Term?

*continues conversation*

ProphetPosted: 09-08-2001 19:33:37
*gets on the phone to listen in*

Ms. Cleo? wtf I thought you said Geoff

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 19:36:48
'*Zip*'

'Aaaah!  Captain Janeway!  My forehead!'

80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 19:38:37
Aww ####, you beat me too it! Time for some hot Fatboy lovin'!
ProphetPosted: 09-08-2001 19:42:10
I sent betamntis some love mail via the forum messenger =D
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-08-2001 21:23:13
Now, who's eating the beefcake off of who, Prophet?
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-08-2001 21:50:14
*Posts because this thread seems to have fallen off the list*

*Meep meep*

KorivakPosted: 09-08-2001 22:22:54
   Ditto...
kwerkeyPosted: 09-08-2001 23:04:35
It hasn't fallen off, it's merely at the end of the threadlist!  Ph33r not, for when Matt's craptacular code is replaced, all will be well with the world again.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 23:16:07
Wait... Matt coded this forum?
PackheadPosted: 09-08-2001 23:19:42
Matt, THE IB GUY, Not Osiris or anyone from *this* forum.

Anyways, I've released a patch..  stupid Matt..

IB's around the world crashed.. and who's gunna get the blame for the stupidity?  yea, me..  stupid matt!  Let's kill'm!

80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 23:30:19
Oh, I thought he meant Matt as in Korivak who had just posted.

And how soon do you think Rich will have this foroom patched again?

Big ZPosted: 09-08-2001 23:35:15
Whenever Richie gets online ;)  Tossy has his fixed already.

Edit:I cant type

(Edited by Big Z at 11:36 pm on Sep. 8, 2001)

80-1002268887Posted: 09-08-2001 23:44:16
See, if Richord would appoint someone else as secondary server guy, we wouldn't have to deal with his new job/social life screwing up our random threads.
RStefan01Posted: 09-09-2001 00:40:27
Yeah, but the only person that I'd give access like that to is Ryken, and he doesn't really know much about Perl.

Oh, and, Ryken.. you're not getting access =)

BandWidthPosted: 09-09-2001 00:42:17
lol

Rich = funny

kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 00:43:21
You could write a perl script that works like an FTP client, so that you don't have to give out your real FTP user/password.
BandWidthPosted: 09-09-2001 01:13:54
I'm crazy for trying,
I'm crazy for crying,
and I'm crazy for loving you.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-09-2001 01:38:13
I think you're crazy, maybe
I think you're crazy, maybe
I will see you in the next life
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 06:56:16
   Thank you, Rich and Matt...
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 09:08:13
*squeak!*
   Time to get something to eat so I'm well nourished for a long day of posting and CSS coding...
*click!*
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 10:50:10
Well I just woke up, I was happy.  I came online, and I became sad.  The End.
I don't feel all that welcome here, that is why I don't post here often.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 11:01:23
   What's so sad about online?
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 11:07:47
because it is so quiet.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 11:09:20
   That makes you sad?
*makes lots of noise*
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 11:17:32
*faint smile*
80-1002268887Posted: 09-09-2001 11:19:58
If it makes you feel any better, the reason it seems quiet here is probably cause people are sleeping in and whatnot.

That, and there's no voice chat room.

EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 11:23:27
actually it hasn't anything to do with that.

*goes away to study*

KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 11:28:31
   On a more f(th)rustrating note...SKINNING THE DRIFTING VAULT IS SUCH A PAIN IN THE MOTHER HUMPING, FATHER LICKING, SISTER RAPING, BROTHER SCREWING ASS!!!
   ...that is all...
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 11:40:09
 _________
(_I'm Sam!_)
   \  /
    \/
///////
| o o |
|  <  |
| --   |
 \___/
80-1002268887Posted: 09-09-2001 11:41:42
Aha! That's where you're wrong! I now have very little hair!
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 11:42:59
   I was drawing "Old Skool Sam!"...
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 11:43:21
*gets naked*
TermPosted: 09-09-2001 11:50:30
hahahah!
that's pretty funny for a guy that's been shot.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-09-2001 11:55:39
They call me Psycho Sam!
and I got's my's bitches,
one of dey problems
dey be motherfucking liches

dey raise from the dead
be all over the place
get my barb sword out
say GET OUTTA MAH FACE!

take down those hos
don't you knows
and with evey level up
my dick just grows

shit motherfucker
I be Psycho Sam!
I be rockin' yo house
all old skool, ####!

OsirisPosted: 09-09-2001 14:07:14
holy.. shit.. that is MEGA-LOLOLOLOL
TermPosted: 09-09-2001 14:12:52
 _________
(_I'm fat!!_)
   \  /
    \/
\\\\\/////
| ^ ^   |
|  <     |
| --     |
 \_____/
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 14:19:19
Quote:
Quote: from Term on 1:12 pm on Sep. 9, 2001
 _________
(_I'm fat!!_)
   \  /
    \/
\\\\\/////
| ^ ^   |
|  <     |
| --     |
 \_____/

LMAO

kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 14:20:27
Haven't you people ever heard of the <PRE> tag?
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 14:22:27
you smell!

(Edited by Eoduin at 1:24 pm on Sep. 9, 2001)

BandWidthPosted: 09-09-2001 14:27:52
*Sniff*

Why...so I do!

Thank for you informing me of this.

kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 14:29:57
The magic of <PRE> in action!

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KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 14:32:08
   My face is still better, boy...
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 16:03:59
how fun.
OsirisPosted: 09-09-2001 19:43:02
#### kwerkey, haven't you heard of the IMG tag?
Eye of the NightPosted: 09-09-2001 20:14:01
Or the unofficial OMH-tag?
kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 20:23:27
#### kwerkey, haven't you heard of the IMG tag?

Yeah.  Your point?


Or the unofficial OMH-tag?

You're being an idiot again, aren't you?

OsirisPosted: 09-09-2001 20:24:19
*shrugs*  I dunno, what was your point about the PRE tag?
kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 20:30:47
They were doing ASCII art and it was messed up.
DebtAngelPosted: 09-09-2001 20:35:39
<div class="BadHTMLPorn">

I love you and all your tags. Especially that one. It's got a pair of real nice attributes on it. You're a dirty little tag, aren't you. Oh yeah, dirty little tag...

</div>

kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 20:39:44
Speak nothing further, lest your eyes be scooped out and shoved in any convenient orifaces you have.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:00:58
"I love you and all your tags. Especially that one."

   Technically, that's an attribute, and technically, you are a moron.  That is all.

BrawnfirePosted: 09-09-2001 21:01:08
My anus is inconvenient, for it is constantly full of dog.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:04:50
*shudders*
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:05:04
*snip*

(Edited by Korivak at 10:05 pm on Sep. 9, 2001)

BrawnfirePosted: 09-09-2001 21:09:31
Hungry, Kori baby?
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:11:27
*shudders even more*
80-1002268887Posted: 09-09-2001 21:12:42
You know Korivak, I may have to take those scissors away from you.
EoduinPosted: 09-09-2001 21:13:51
Quote:
Quote: from Brawnfire on 8:01 pm on Sep. 9, 2001
My anus is inconvenient, for it is constantly full of dog.

I'm afraid

kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 21:16:53
And with good cause.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:19:18
   What would the SPCA think?!
   On another note, you know what word always bothered me?  Scissor.  I personally call them "biknives".
DebtAngelPosted: 09-09-2001 21:19:56
Korivak
Now, now. Just because you only have attributes while everybody else here has tags is no reason to take it out on me. If you give your attribute the attention it needs, eventually it will grow into a tag. All it needs is time.

No, not here. For Hod sakes, there are child elements watching.

WizardSlayerPosted: 09-09-2001 21:22:12
HOLY ASS CRICKETS! BRAWNFIRE, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF BRODIE?! (Kevin Smith is god.)
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:23:44
   So he is...I love that random picture, too.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:32:02
   In other news:

   ...Little Red Riding Hood as drawn by Random Crispy!
kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 21:45:32
This Random Crispy fellow is an odd one, he is.
TermPosted: 09-09-2001 21:46:30
Well korivak! that is an interesting shirt!

I love you and all your tags. Especially that one. It's got a pair of real nice attributes on it. You're a dirty little tag, aren't you? Oh yeah, dirty little tag...
Where the #### is your other hand!?

KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:49:05
"Well korivak! that is an interesting shirt!"

   I only drew the bra...everything else was Random Crispy.

TermPosted: 09-09-2001 21:50:06
Oh. So the only part you added was a little black line.
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:51:56
   Yup, but I'm also hosting and posting the thing...
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-09-2001 21:52:01
He also forced Random Crispy to make the breasts smaller, because initially...  Well...
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:52:48
*shudders*
80-1002268887Posted: 09-09-2001 21:52:51
Well, if he hadn't added that, how do you expect that she'd jump out of trees and stuff and still maintain her dignity?

I'd say Kor had a very important role in that drawing!

TermPosted: 09-09-2001 21:52:56
heheh.
I can imagine him saying:
"The breasts are too big"
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 21:54:19
   But they really were...I'm not just saying it out of CWAL tradition or anything...
kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 21:54:21
He also forced Random Crispy to make the breasts smaller, because initially...  Well...

*falls over laughing*

80-1002268887Posted: 09-09-2001 21:56:09
Actually, "The breasts are too big" was my initial reaction as well.

Granted I was going to say that regardless, but yeah...

TermPosted: 09-09-2001 21:56:49
But really though, There is no such thing.
kwerkeyPosted: 09-09-2001 21:59:33
Triple-Anal Schoolgirl Fistfuck Vol. 3!
TermPosted: 09-09-2001 22:00:44
Together, we could make the first Z rated movie
KorivakPosted: 09-09-2001 22:01:31
   At first, I thought they were shoulder pads...then I thought they were armour chestplates...but no, they were just very poorly drawn, massive breasts...
Big ZPosted: 09-09-2001 22:02:27
Quote:
Quote: from Term on 10:00 pm on Sep. 9, 2001
Together, we could make the first Z rated movie

I felt my presence was needed, oddly.

80-1002268887Posted: 09-09-2001 22:30:19
Nobody was talking about you Z. You get on home now.

*blink*

PackheadPosted: 09-09-2001 22:31:39
"Call Home fool!" - Mr. T

Ah...  Good times, good times.

BrawnfirePosted: 09-09-2001 22:35:09
I stole teh image from some poor Something Awful slut.  Just right click and get properties.  DO IT, YOU GREEDY MOTHERBITCH!
80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 13:59:10
Hod #### this chair is uncomfortable!
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-10-2001 14:04:14
You know, sitting on your elbow in that fashion might explain it.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 14:05:07
Hmm, you could be right...
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-10-2001 14:06:48
I think I hate this thread.
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-10-2001 14:09:29
Then don't read it!

*bonks Shawn on the head*

You nut.

80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 14:11:22
Well then, add something fun to it!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-10-2001 14:19:18
Shut up!

*Bite*

80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 14:19:45
*blink*
80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 14:48:37
On another note, I'm working on my resume right now, and I'm going to check out a job witht he Canadian Mint! Looks like a pretty sweet job, and I'm perfectly qualified for it.

Wish me luck, eh?

KorivakPosted: 09-10-2001 19:39:54
   Good luck.
   In other news, a certain some one is stealing all the posts with promises of sock pr0n.  But I won't let my baby #2864 die...never...
*evil grin*
80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 19:41:34
Hey, I'm posting! Job at Mint! Sounds good! Remember?
KorivakPosted: 09-10-2001 19:43:07
   Umm...would you believe I can't read?
80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 19:58:37
I also blinked.

For crying out loud... People say I'm the one who needs the glasses...

Eye of the NightPosted: 09-10-2001 20:03:23
Quote:
Quote: from Korivak on 2:39 am on Sep. 11, 2001
   Good luck.
   In other news, a certain some one is stealing all the posts with promises of sock pr0n.  But I won't let my baby #2864 die...never...
*evil grin*

I wouldn't be so certain that this thread will NOT be locked down...

80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 20:04:26
This thread won't be locked down. It keeps the random off-topic crap mostly out of the other threads. =P
KorivakPosted: 09-10-2001 20:07:01
   So far, so good...but it is just a silly thread on a silly forum...I think I could live without it...
Eye of the NightPosted: 09-10-2001 20:08:07
So you are led to believe. In all actuality, other thread go just as much off-topic as they ever did, but people are less aware because they believe it's less off-topic. Furthermore, this thread trains posters in off-topic posting, which increases the chances of going more off-topic in other threads, and noticing it less through acclimatisation.
Think about it ;)
80-1002268887Posted: 09-10-2001 20:08:46
The thread that got closed today was only so because there was already one in the forum, it had just fallen off the threadlist.
KorivakPosted: 09-10-2001 20:09:20
   Thank you, NightEye.
KorivakPosted: 09-11-2001 07:42:47
*grooves to Chameleon*
   You know what kicks ass?  Jazz.
*goes back to grooving*
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-11-2001 08:31:16
*rolls eyes and grins, both at EotN*

Suggestions on an optimal course of action?

VéKTöRPosted: 09-11-2001 08:50:55
*reads a pamphlet entitled "offtopic posting"*

I like cheese.
Comment.

Eye of the NightPosted: 09-11-2001 09:11:43
Quote:
Quote: from ßetaMantis on 3:31 pm on Sep. 11, 2001
*rolls eyes and grins, both at EotN*

Suggestions on an optimal course of action?

One of the alternatives would be to fight fire with fire, AKA post off-off-topic. Whenever off-topic posting occurs...

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-11-2001 09:16:00
That's what we're doing.  Just we're making a thread for it.
Eye of the NightPosted: 09-11-2001 09:22:14
No, you misinterpret. Off-off-topic isn't simply another off-topic topic. Off-off-topic is not off-topic.
TermPosted: 09-12-2001 21:44:18
Since this is a nice and off-off-off-off-off-topic place to post this,

and

hahah, fucking hilarious.
Those CWAL people are one crazy bunch =]

(Edited by Term at 3:53 am on Sep. 13, 2001)

KorivakPosted: 09-12-2001 23:45:30
*Dances in a silly way while singing the circus song at the top of his lungs*
DO do dodododo do do do do!  DO do dodododo do do do do!  Do do dodo doo do!  Do do dodo doo do!  dodododododododododo Do!  (repeat forever)
*falls asleep*
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-13-2001 08:10:33
I always liked the one about MAGGOTT and happiness, Pez being single, which Slayer (GAVAL or Buffy) do you find more attractive and of course the one where the civilian is standing in a grass plain and it says "We're outstanding our field."
KorivakPosted: 09-13-2001 22:55:09
   With all this sock pr0n and sex scandels and such, I'm suddenly tempted to get a web cam...
*steals Sam!'s*
RazaelPosted: 09-14-2001 13:17:32
Well... that pic of Red Riding Hood is... interesting...

And Vek...

ALL HAIL THE SALAMI-AND-CHEESE SNACK PACK!

80-1002268887Posted: 09-14-2001 13:25:23
Random Crispy drew Red.
RazaelPosted: 09-14-2001 13:34:42
I didn't SAY who I thought drew it; I was hoping that the person who did would know.

This is one of the more confusing things about an ikonboard.

Nice job, RC.

VéKTöRPosted: 09-14-2001 15:37:19
can't get more offtopic than this.

(Edited by VéKTöR at 4:37 pm on Sep. 14, 2001)

KorivakPosted: 09-14-2001 15:49:39
   Where can I get one?!
RazaelPosted: 09-14-2001 15:58:51
Hmm.

It's a claymore in the image of a video card.

Yummy.

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-15-2001 16:23:08
Random thought:  Tridus at one point posted that he was bisexual in a prank to confuse the various forumers on April Fool's Day.  At the time, many said 'Oh, I've suspected this for a long time!' based on his musical tastes and so forth.

If I were to post that I am a closet bisexual/homosexual, would I garner the same reaction?  'Oh, Shawn acts so #### fruity that I've suspected this for a long time now!'  The sad state of affairs is that I am perfectly straight and quite confident in my sexuality.  But, still, I wonder how people'd react to such fake news...

WizardSlayerPosted: 09-15-2001 16:31:11
Probably would get the same reaction after Random Crispy posted that picture that Sam! took.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-15-2001 16:42:45
I wonder what reaction I'd get if I posted this here:

>=)

KorivakPosted: 09-15-2001 16:45:52
   If you keep posting that, I'm guessing you'll eventually get banned, and since Rich seems to like those new 90 day long ones, I'd be careful...
80-1002268887Posted: 09-15-2001 16:46:56
Hey, I'm just trying to catch up to Shawn.

Plus, I have yet to post it in a serious thread. =P

RazaelPosted: 09-15-2001 17:39:32
Great. The return of the sock pR0n.

Well, there goes my will to live.

KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 00:08:16
   You know who has the lamest nick?  Sexay Shawn...I mean, he didn't even bother to change his name or anything.  At least Psycho Sam!'s real name isn't Sam!.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 00:17:23
I'd hurt you, but evidently you're joking!  So I will just continue eating my snack cakes.
kwerkeyPosted: 09-16-2001 00:19:08
SNACK CAKES!
KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 00:19:50
   I like dislike pain, but like snack cakes.
*dances*
BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 00:26:25
I'm evil, so screw me!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 00:39:31
My nickname is based on truth, and has universal appeal, Korivak.  So suck on that.

And Blinky, I can punch you any given time that I so choose to, and currently, I'm leaning towards punching you at the next available time when you are asleep.  So, I would suggest you stop posting that picture.

80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 00:41:47
What picture?
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 00:45:28
Die.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 00:48:39
This one.
RazaelPosted: 09-16-2001 00:50:39
Devil cremes?

You know that any product with the word creme in it doesn't actually have any cream. Or creme. Or whatever.

Screw devil cremes; I want some wafer bars.

BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 00:52:36

This shit is GREAT.
ßetaMantisPosted: 09-16-2001 00:53:53
First point:  No, Brawnfire, I will not have sex with you!  Do you believe this guy?  I'm in the middle of a discussion and he whispers that he's evil and that he should be screwed!  What's the matter with these people!?

Second:  Shawn, I saw - and read to my amusement - that thread.  Also, your alias wasn't majorally Sexay Shawn, so any opinion on it is relatively invalid.  In fact, it hasn't been for half a year yet.

Thirdly:  Sam! is not unsexy.  And he has yet to post his sexy body on any thread denoted serious, or even semi-serious.

Fourthly:  Devil cakes look yummy.

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 00:57:42
Nevertheless, he is posting the same image time and time again!  That's spam, bitch.

Plus, he is not sexy.  Whether or not he is unsexy is irrelvent to my point.  Har!

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-16-2001 01:02:28
Being unsexy is simply not being sexy.  Whatever part of you is not sexy is inherently unsexy.  So, it does mean everything.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 01:04:18
Actually, I think it's based on net ratio of sexiness to unsexiness.
RazaelPosted: 09-16-2001 01:11:43
These days, sexiness seems like such an ARBITRARY thing...
BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 01:23:56
STAR CAKES, BITCHES!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 01:30:16
These days, sexiness seems like such an ARBITRARY thing...

It is when you are posting shirtless pictures of yourself in every single thread of a discussion forum, yes!

RazaelPosted: 09-16-2001 01:33:21
You people scare me.

PLEASE tell me that means the stuff's working.

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-16-2001 01:39:23
I scare everyone for a small period of time.  You'll get used to it.

Wait, you already have been exposed to me - in an online fashion.  But not actually.  And for that, you should be thankful.

Or something.

RazaelPosted: 09-16-2001 01:42:12
Believe me.

Every day, I wake up and thank whatever deities happen to exist today that I haven't met any CWALers or anyone here.

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-16-2001 01:45:50
And yet, I have met nearly enough to pluralise dozen.
MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 02:52:53
I would actually like to meet some people here.  :)
KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 08:03:33
   Roadtrip?
MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 08:50:48
Possibly a roadtrip..or even a plane..if it seems safe.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 09:24:50
If someone could potentially organize a (successful) RStefan01.com forum get-together, I'd attend.  I am sure that my usual cronies would, as well.  There are plenty of forumers whom I would like to meet, along with forumers I would simply like to visit with, again.

*Grins*

80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 09:51:04
Sure, I'd attend. I don't care where it is. I was ready to go to the CWAL gathering in Minnesota and whatever Chuck wanted to plan in Niagara Falls before both of those things never happened.
MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 10:08:19
The bad part about planning a trip anytime soon is that it will get cold soon..and snowy.  That makes travel difficult.  
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 10:16:26
Cold and snowy is fun!

Though I agree that maybe if something were to be planned, it should be planned well ahead of time, and possibly during a time when lots of people have a few days free.

MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 10:28:29
That would mean summer as I doubt most people have the same spring break.  Hmmm..so far away.  Drat.
MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 10:32:28
It also just occured to me that it does not snow much here..but I only have a 1 bedroom apt and can't house many people.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 10:37:06
Exactly what is the big problem with snow anyways? I have to put up with mountains of the stuff for half of the year. I had to climb over a 20 foot high pile of snow every day just to get to work(The corner of the parking lot that I used to get to the store was also the spot where they piled the snow after clearing the lot).
Doesn't bother me none.
KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 10:41:05
"but I only have a 1 bedroom apt and can't house many people."

   We can all sleep in MC's bedroom!

MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 10:59:50
*fear* umm..many of you would all fit on the living room floor..it has wonderful soft squishy carpet and padding...
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 11:03:15
Well, from his own words we know that ßetaMantis can sleep practically anywhere. =P

Though I'm sure there's at least one hotel in the area. =P

MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 11:14:32
There is a Days Inn 2 miles from my apt :)  That is most likely the cheapest decent place to stay.  I could keep a few people..but..not everyone. If people were here we would have to all go into DC..hmmm maybe to the zoo. I love the zoo.  I don't see why anyone would come here though.  I'm the only one here and I'm not centrally located.  It would be easier for me to go where more of the forumers live.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 11:22:03
Coincidentally, I think that there's more Ontarians here than Albertonians now. =P

Last time we tried planning something, Chuck suggested Niagara Falls. I saw no problem with this, as Niagara Falls is a cool place to go.

KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 11:27:10
   Yes, Niagra Falls is cool, and it's also close to both Ontario and New England...but pretty #### far from California.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 11:37:44
Ontario easily has the most centralized population of forumers:  Sexay Shawn, Psycho Sam!, Korivak, Seraph, ßetaMantis, VéKTöR, and others that I am sure I am forgetting.  Random Crispy would probably attend, though he's not a regular poster here.  I doubt ND and Pippy06 would, but they live here as well.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 11:40:04
Though Niagara is a bit expensive hotel-wise in the summer.
MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 11:45:29
So we go in June near my b-day while rates are still cheaper.  I have never had a b-day party in my life.  My parents would not let me have friends over.  Its the 29th of June.  A bit before that should be reasonable and I'm sure we could work out something where people share rooms and the cost.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 11:50:21
By that time I should have money. =)
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 11:53:33
Yay!  A birthday bash for MissCheetah!
MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 11:57:53
That could be fun :)  Everyone will be out of school by mid June. We could possibly do this.  
Proman911Posted: 09-16-2001 12:01:24
I see Tom has revived my Niagra idea =).

I still think that would be a great place for most of us to meet since ALOT of us are in the North Eastern America area and South Eastern Canadian area. Others are a hop skip and a jump away and actually only about 3 hours by train.

I researched it a bit earlier in the year although I never looked into reservations of any kind. I was leaving that task up Tom =).

Also, not sure how you guys would feel about this, but if you wanna do somthing a little more south bound, I'd gladly open my house up for you guys. Its a one of those Split Houses but its nice regardless and quiet spacious. Could easily get like ::: starts counting on figures ::: Like 6 or 8 people where semi-confortably.

80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 12:05:56
Well, it's less a revivl of your idea than it is the inclusion of your idea into a currently brewing one.

And preferably someone else can look up hotel reservations this time. I'm not entirely sure what I'm doing, so I'm sure there's others more well suited to the task. =P

OsirisPosted: 09-16-2001 12:28:00
I have no inclination to meet any of you jerks in person.  I'm sure you all smell bad, too.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 12:29:23
*Weeps for humanity*
OsirisPosted: 09-16-2001 12:36:12
Oh, I forgot about you.  I'd meet shawn, but only because he is so damned sexy. I find it very unlikely that I would ever want to dirty my eyes by laying them upon any of you other forumers.
kwerkeyPosted: 09-16-2001 12:38:08
I've got a better idea.  Everybody meets in southern California.  That way, not only can we all storm Blizzard and get our hands on whatever unannounced project they're working on right now (Blizzard North has to be doing something these days, in any case), but I don't have to pay money to go anywhere, either.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-16-2001 12:42:22
kwerkey, that's not a better idea.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 12:46:15
Umm kwerkey, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

In this case, there's many of us who will be getting together where it's convenient so that we can all laugh at your sorry ass.

kwerkeyPosted: 09-16-2001 12:49:46
*points at Ike*

You all want to meet HIM TOO, DON'T YOU!  AHAHAHAHA!  HE'S MY SLAVE DOWN HERE, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO COME DOWN HERE TO GET HIM!

*BLOWS SOMETHING UP WHILE STILL HAVING THE CAPS LOCK ON*

80-1002268887Posted: 09-16-2001 12:56:51
*kwerkeys ass explodes*
Proman911Posted: 09-16-2001 12:58:42
Wow, that was messy
BrawnfirePosted: 09-16-2001 15:04:55
*makes chowder out of pieces of ass*
Proman911Posted: 09-16-2001 16:23:13
Yum!

Be sure to share brawny =)

RazaelPosted: 09-16-2001 16:48:10
Mmm... Star Crunch... *drool*

And now, in what would be a TOTALLY offtopic post (if this thread HAD a topic):

What ever happened to Dark Franchise II?

KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 19:23:34
   I think it went into the ass-chowder...
RazaelPosted: 09-16-2001 20:07:50
Ah. Damnit.

I was looking forward to it, too.

KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 21:10:51
*starts looking for cgi server space again...just in case...*
KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 21:49:05
*is a Veteran today*
*throws a little party*
TermPosted: 09-16-2001 21:56:58
On a totally unrelated note that's related to the 9/11 events:
1. Type NYC in Microsoft Word, Size 72.
2. Change the font to Webdings.
3. Change the font to Wingdings.
Ladies and gentlemen, here's first-hand evidence that Microsoft is manipulating world events.
KorivakPosted: 09-16-2001 22:00:51
*waves dismissivly*
   Seen it...
kwerkeyPosted: 09-16-2001 22:05:02
*laughs*
I wonder who thought of that Webdings one.
MistressBluePosted: 09-16-2001 22:22:09
Quote:
Quote: from Osiris on 3:36 am on Sep. 17, 2001
Oh, I forgot about you.  I'd meet shawn, but only because he is so damned sexy. I find it very unlikely that I would ever want to dirty my eyes by laying them upon any of you other forumers.


*rips up the envelope with tickets to Aussie she was sending to Osiris and his family*

kwerkeyPosted: 09-16-2001 22:38:47
Hey!  You could've sent them to Rob, Shawn and me!
Big ZPosted: 09-16-2001 23:07:35
*randomly messages my brother's friend*

*hillarity ensues*

Big Zelisko: I hate you.
Maverick1944: ok
Maverick1944: y is that??
Big Zelisko: I dont need a reason, mister.
Maverick1944: mike??
Big Zelisko: No.
Maverick1944: ok, so what was the point of saying u hate me??
Big Zelisko: *glare*  I think you know.
Maverick1944: ummm...
Maverick1944: not really
Big Zelisko: You must be pretty stupid then, eh?
Maverick1944: no...
Big Zelisko: Liar.
Maverick1944: i don't even talk to u
Maverick1944: what could i have done?
Big Zelisko: The answer is in the pants.  Always the pants...
Maverick1944: in the pants
Maverick1944: right
Maverick1944: sure
Big Zelisko: You're #### right.
Big Zelisko: foolish peasant, do you realize what you've done by ignoring me?
Maverick1944: i'm not ignoring u
Maverick1944: i just have a bunch of convos going
Big Zelisko: LIes!  All lies............
Maverick1944: no
Maverick1944: what the #### r u talking about?
Big Zelisko: *shoves a gigantic potato up your nose*
Maverick1944: ok
Maverick1944: i c
Big Zelisko: Do you really?
Big Zelisko: Random word: boobies.
Maverick1944: what about them?
Big Zelisko: I think you know.
Maverick1944: NO I DON'T!!!
Maverick1944: i have no clue
Big Zelisko: Yes you do.
Maverick1944: will u please just tell me
Big Zelisko: What do you want to know?
Maverick1944: y u hate me?
Maverick1944: and who the fuck SKO72503 is
Big Zelisko: That classified information, dummy.
Big Zelisko: *steals you pants*  bahahahahaha
Big Zelisko: how do you like not having your pants?
Maverick1944: i like it
Maverick1944: thank you
Big Zelisko: You're most welcome.

Not!  You dirty bastard
Maverick1944: ok
Maverick1944: well
Maverick1944: will u just tell me y u hate me
Maverick1944: ??
Big Zelisko: No.
Maverick1944 signed off at 11:24:52 PM.

MissCheetahPosted: 09-16-2001 23:21:18
*giggles* I have a friend that has a tendancy to do that on my comp if I make the mistake of leaving my ICQ up.  He likes to start the conversation by telling everyone on my list "You smell!!"   So if anyone gets strange messages from me that are very out of character..its not me.

(Edited by MissCheetah at 12:22 am on Sep. 17, 2001)

ßetaMantisPosted: 09-17-2001 12:14:16
*gnashes teeth*  You don't have to do it in MS Word, Term.

I remember when DN, Magni and I used to go on each other's ICQ accounts and freak out other CWALers two years past.  *giggles*

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-17-2001 13:12:30
I have a friend that has a tendancy to do that on my comp if I make the mistake of leaving my ICQ up.  He likes to start the conversation by telling everyone on my list "You smell!!"

I am of the personal opinion that anyone who even remotely considers hijacking a friend's computer to type or post demeaning messages via ICQ or in a certain forum that we all know and love is obviously unfit to live.  It's even worse when the comments are along the lines of 'You smell!' or 'I am covered in poop!' and so forth.  I think that's just low, and people who do that are jerks...

On another random note:

Save Psycho Sam!, people!

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-17-2001 13:18:02
####!  I failed to post in this thread when I had achieved the mighty glory of 7300 posts...
BrawnfirePosted: 09-17-2001 15:36:45
It's the poop, Shawn.  The poop.
KorivakPosted: 09-19-2001 16:48:59
   Tom lives under my floor boards agian.  If someone post as me between now and next month, it's him.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-19-2001 16:53:03
...or a very clever Sexay Shawn.

*Cackles*

RazaelPosted: 09-19-2001 20:02:28
Q: If I got my 100th post (and the red star with it), does that make me a commie?
VéKTöRPosted: 09-19-2001 20:08:13
yes
RazaelPosted: 09-19-2001 20:17:17
Damnit.

I DON'T WANNA BE A COMMIE! *sob*

DarthNinnyPosted: 09-19-2001 20:54:11
I'm close to being a commie. Does that make you feel better?
FritoPosted: 09-19-2001 21:08:00
I wish I was a commie too. I will be a Novice before I am a commie.
kwerkeyPosted: 09-19-2001 21:16:31
He likes to start the conversation by telling everyone on my list "You smell!!"

*masturbates furiously*

RazaelPosted: 09-19-2001 21:29:08
I DO hope you'll clean up after yourself... *retch*
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-22-2001 21:09:23
Random thought:

Jesus, the forum is a depressing place, tonight. And why has every single thread degenerated into an argument about me, anyway? Oh, right. Because of Ravage!. But, still...

(Edited by Sexay Shawn at 10:09 pm on Sep. 22, 2001)

DarthNinnyPosted: 09-22-2001 21:15:04
I tried posting something with humour in it and it got all into a debate and turned depressing again. :(

I mean think about Bush saying that stuff! Think about it! He's been acting like a little girl who just got her first bra!

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-22-2001 21:18:59
*Laughs*

Now if that's not offensive, what is?!

*Chuckles*

In any event, I remember once showing this forum to Kazz while I was still pressuring CWALers into posting here (I managed to drag quite a few over, actually). He made an account, and said 'There sure are a lot of unhappy people over there,' or something similar, and never ended up posting here. It's quite sad when we depress Kazz so much that he doesn't want to post here...

DarthNinnyPosted: 09-22-2001 21:55:48
Now that is a depressing thought.

Kazz, depressed = depressing.

THAT's redundant!

RStefan01Posted: 09-23-2001 04:17:34
Random note: The american flag images in both the forum logo and the flag icon on the main page of the site each have 58 stars! The flag in my signature, on the other hand, has the correct amount of stars.
68-1002268792Posted: 09-23-2001 08:18:33
Woohoo! We have 8 more states!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-23-2001 11:02:17
You guys didn't consume Canada and add it to the collective while I wasn't looking, did you?

I hate it when that happens!

RaiderPosted: 09-23-2001 15:41:52
Note: Homework sucks. That is all.
BrawnfirePosted: 09-23-2001 15:59:14
Note:

BLAETSGSDRFTGSERTGSRGSDRG!

< /note >

Frustration.

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-23-2001 17:01:57
Ah, frustration.

How I understand thee...

TermPosted: 09-23-2001 17:09:35
On yet Another completely unrelated note; presenting: The Exploding Ass Of kwerkey!!!!
Yes! Since i wanted to beat Toosy to it, and didn't have much time before he's unbanned;
Tadaa. Made by Tossy inc., I thught it was kinda funny. Ass-tastic, as it seems. Ofcourse it has about .3 seconds of playing time, but hey!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-23-2001 17:53:11

Best. Image. Ever.

BrawnfirePosted: 09-23-2001 17:58:38
Crazy SomethingAwful guys.
TermPosted: 09-24-2001 16:04:24
My Coca Cola tower is a bit more than 7 stories high, Each level is 3x4 cans.
12*7 = 84. And I haven't had this for a while. I know Bevy's tower is probably a lot bigger, but hey, I just started.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-24-2001 16:42:54
*Turns into the Count*

Tree! Ha ha ha. Tree gowd stars!

RStefan01Posted: 09-24-2001 16:48:36
There's a guy in one of my classes that looks like Bill Roper. Sadly, I had the image of goat roper in my head.. until I fell asleep that is. Review days are great like that.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-24-2001 17:09:58
Oh, and in case anyone cares, I'm now living in the crawlspace underneath Korivak's kitchen/living room again.

Hopefully, I'll have my own place soon.

Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-24-2001 17:11:15
You should change your signature before I create one equally as annoying!
80-1002268887Posted: 09-24-2001 17:16:04
Is that more to your liking sir?
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-24-2001 17:30:19
...yes.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-24-2001 22:11:50
I am going to sleep now.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-24-2001 22:16:52
Oh, and whoever it was who came up with the idea to have Christopher Walken dancing around for no reason in a music video is quite possibly the worlds greatest genious.

That is all.

Goodnight.

MistressBluePosted: 09-24-2001 22:53:21
Yep i love it!!!
I was just watching it on my tv actually.
RazaelPosted: 09-24-2001 22:54:12
What channel and when?
MistressBluePosted: 09-24-2001 23:00:29
I encoded it into vcd and put it on a disk to play on my dvd player.
And even if I did watch it on television it wouldnt help you seeing I live in Australia.
RazaelPosted: 09-24-2001 23:09:33
Aww.
80-1002268887Posted: 09-25-2001 09:04:59
Anyhoo, it's uploaded here.
Sexay ShawnPosted: 09-25-2001 11:42:04
It's a Fatboy Slim video, Raz. I've been telling friends about it for months and now Sam! has finally downloaded it, hehe. You'd think it would have happened sooner considering we're all a bunch of crazy Christopher Walken fanatics...
RazaelPosted: 09-25-2001 15:29:28
Thankee. I'll snag it while I'm off at my CS class.
RStefan01Posted: 09-25-2001 19:23:42

I may or may not have taken a picture of a picture we ran at work with my digital camera, and there's a possibility that it's the above picture.

That thing is insane.

RazaelPosted: 09-26-2001 01:02:46
Too much ... reflection... in eyes... I'M BLIND!

... Oh yeah, and the Fatboy Slim video kicked ass.

DarthNinnyPosted: 09-26-2001 16:51:05
That bike is pretty cool.

Someday when I have more money I will buy a Harely Roadster. I will! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

80-1002268887Posted: 09-27-2001 18:58:12
Hod, I'm freezing... And I'm in the warmest room in the house...

In an attempt to fight off my alergies caused by Korivak's dogs, and the fact that it was already fighting whatever's on my tongue, My immune system seems to have let a cold slip by.

Came on rather fast as well. As Shawn knows, I wasn't feeling terribly bad yesterday.

THis is irritating, cause I don't think I've gotten a cold in the last several years.  Sure I've had the flu twice, and my tongue thing, but that's all I've had.

Guess this means I'm mortal after all... heh...

BrawnfirePosted: 09-27-2001 20:00:41
Mortal, eh?

*BAM!*

Yes.  Mortal.

OsirisPosted: 09-27-2001 20:14:39
You look through your customer's photos?

Uh oh

RStefan01Posted: 09-27-2001 20:18:20
Actually, we do. We make sure that they turn out, and we don't charge for ones that don't. We also have to make sure there isn't any child pornography in there (adult pornography is just fine though, and we'd be more than happy to develop it!).
DebtAngelPosted: 09-27-2001 21:23:34
What, you think it was the magic machine's fault that your photos keep turning out green, Osiris? :biggrin:

Seriously though, if your pictures are a little green, or have a random snowstorm on them, chances are the guy running the print machine screwed up. I can say this with a little authority, seeing as I did work in Photolab for a while.

There is a surprising amount that is actually under the photo finisher's control. The thing is, the photo finishers are usually so busy, they usually just hit NEXT, NEXT, NEXT without looking hard at the photos. I usually took about 3/4 of a second per print. Then the person that takes them off the rack flips through the entire set in about three seconds.

So yes, we do look at the prints for "quality assurance". and to see neat stuff. Like a fully functional Batmobile. That set of prints was nifty. :)

KorivakPosted: 10-01-2001 10:50:48
Item 1: I'm back home again.
Item 2: My birthday was yesterday.
Item 3: I'm 20 now.
Item 4: There is no Item 4.
Item 5: Dancing Walkin is man-tastic!
Sexay ShawnPosted: 10-01-2001 10:52:14
I told you Dancin' Walken (that's how you spell his name when you're not incompitent) was man-tastic, but you didn't listen! At least Blinky eventually downloaded the damned thing.